E: look mom! I'm standing up high!
Me: Ummm, well I'm not sure that's really important, you're supposed to be checking out the dolphins
E: Dolphins? oh, okay!
E: Mooooooom, Grandpop, can we eat now!
Me: Look, look, the dolphin is swimming towards you...
E: no, mom...I'm readito eat!
Me: Ugggggggggh! (Thinking, "I'm so glad I decided not to take that trip to the National Mall")
