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| The Pacifier = Happy Kid & Back Seat Meltdown Avoidance |
- Mommy, is your first, middle, and last name every hour of the day including when your kids are asleep.
- You can fully decipher baby talk and mesh it in with adult talk (and not care if you get crazy looks from others).
- Your parents start acting like kids.
- Your once clean and spotless car has become a burial ground for every toy ever taken out of the house.
- You randomly smell poop everywhere you go.
- You give in to the pacifier/binky only to avoid some type of embarrassing fallout or kid meltdown.
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