9.23.2010

Yes, I'd like a side of underarm and belly with that!

Urban Dictionary has a number of definitions for it. I think for general purposes I'll go with definition #1, but definition #6 is the more known definition if you are young and hip -idk, ig! the definition is defined as:

"form fitting white ribbed tank top worn by men;
looks good on well-built fellas, pathetic on skinny fellas,
and disgusting on fat beer bellied fellas."

Dictionary.com only provides one definition for it and it's listed under "slang dictionary." it reads:

   1. n.
      a sleeveless undershirt. (Indicating a low regard for the wearers of the garment. See also boy-beater.) :  He always wears wife-beaters with no outer shirt.

and Wikipedia, well they provide an entire write up on it here and here


and then there was my blind date who decided that he'd like to show his - when dinner was served - at the restaurant - season: winter!

why?

his response:
"I don't want to spill anything on my shirt."
"Oh, I do this all the time."

my response:
to myself: "wow, i didn't see this coming."
to my date: "hmmm, i don't do this all the time and from the way it's looking, i'll never do it again."


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to say the least that was my first worst blind date - 
a dude taking of his shirt in public to eat his meal. 
there's absolutely nothing sexy about that! 
my second worst blind date...a guy with really long fingers nails 
who didn't mind licking his fingers during dinner.


***This post is a #B2SB2B week#2 - Idea Bank: Worst Date, hosted by Kludgy Mom ***