Now interviewing Mars…

Okay for starters, if you didn’t know…I’m a single mother, I am human, and I have desires. So again, I’m human and I have desires. AND suddenly after some years, I remembered that I do have desires. [smack upside the head].

Thus, I am now interviewing and seeking Mars!

When I think back, I think it was Monday when the meteor hit - down under!

I wondered:

Was it the graduate assistant that just returned to the office with his fantastic delectable island tan (he’s over the age of 32, if you were thinking otherwise)?

Was it running into an old boyfriend and his extra amazing phsique?

Was it my lunatic BFF (a guy) who wanted to tell me about how mein Milchshake holt der Verein alle Jungen…wait, I meant to say, he wanted to tell me about my “man aura” after watching some shmuck undress me with his eyes (wth…if my aura was that hot would I be single)?

Was it watching Chloe and Ronin interact on Y&R (yeah I know, don’t say it)?

Seriously? I have no clue…but what I do know is it is driving me loco. It’s like the flood gates have open.

Honestly, this revelation was nice the first day! But now – it just has to stop.

I have to get back to my “mommy” mode. I should not be having these thoughts and daydreams about sex and candy!

I’m no Samantha Jones

I’m an adult with a child for goodness sake.

GOD honestly can’t be trying to tell me something!

Is he?

If so…who’s next? Will candidate #4 please turn in your application packet?

But seriously – STOP IT BODY, STOP IT!!!

[image love: man w/bag, [www.fishweb.com/blog]