I clean up well

I draw a fancy bath and add a capful of Johnson's & Johnson's Baby wash (because I don't have any fancy bubble bath of my own).
 
I pull out my fancy wet/dry shaver and gently clean up the "goody goody" areas.
 
I slip into the tub and wash all my worries away...aaaaaaaaaaaahhh, I moment to myself - a little peace and quiet until beeka wakes!

I'm feeling great!

I dry off and put on my smell goods - deodorant and cetaphil skin moisturizer (go ahead laugh)

As I began to dress, I think about the day.

I'm so excited for this day...I smile to myself as I continue to dress.

I take a glance into the mirror as I proceed down the hall.

I think to myself: 
I clean up well...for the gynecologist (smile).

Disgusting?  Funny? Hey it's true...because he's the only one that's going to get that close to me...for professional reasons of course. It also doesn't hurt when you have a gynecologist that is awesome and honest!