A way to get rid of you weekly angst...courtesy of the brilliant - Kludgy Mom
Here goes:
- To the laundry pile that keeps flowing - we are no longer friends. I detest you. You just never go away. Why is it mommies clothes build up and beeka's don't? FLIP OFF.
- To UPS & the furniture store I purchased from. Heyyyy! Mr. Brown you decided not to knock on the door and then to leave my extremely large package right outside the door and run. Luckily my dad was at the house waiting for my package and heard you scrambling outside! Thanks for allowing an old man to struggle to bring the package in! Any you, furniture store people, false advertisers...you rotten son of gun - you told me my furniture would be FULLY ASSEMBLED! NOT! Thanks, it took me six hours (within two days) to assemble my sons furniture. AND, I did a great job despite that pack of screws (12) I realized I hadn't used once finished! DOUBLE FLIP OFF.
- To my selfish cousin who never shows up for anything and then gets mad when someone misses one event of hers. And how about your FB posts? They drive me insane. Stop it. Seriously, how old are you? FLIP OFF.
- To people that refuse to use there blinkers to switch lanes while driving! keep it up - simply put, no explanation needed. FLIP OFF!
[and now in the voice of Martin Lawrence: woosah! Happy freaky Friday ya'll]
