Wordsmithing

The first word that came to my mind as 

I opened the classroom door in the daycare!

Otherwise known as crap, o' crap, shoot, gosh darn it, I'll be damned!!!  

All the kiddies had on shorts today.
Yes! It will be around 82 to possibly 90 degrees outside!
But what about the inside temperature? It's cold as crap in that place.
Besides the kiddies only play outside for what 30-40 minutes (I'm assuming).
AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNddddddddddddddddd what about bruises?
My Beeka may fall and bruise his tender knees or 

legs out there on the black top!

 
I mean really, isn't it enough that I get "mulch" presents and surprises each day when he gets home (as a result of playtime)?
Okay so maybe I should have put shorts on him today?
But wait...summer doesn't start till June (what's the date), right?
But again - the kids only play outside for what 
30-40 minutes (I'm assuming again).
AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNddddddddddddddddd what about bruises?
My boo boo may fall and bruise himself!
Really, isn't it enough that I send him to daycare in 

short sleeves and light cotton pants?
 

I wonder...
if he knows he the only kid not wearing shorts today, 

goodness the boys only 19 months...does he know?

 
Okay, already! I give in (besides thinking about this is hurting my noggin)
I'll let him wear shorts tomorrow, 

I guess - they are calling for 90 degrees.

 
But just tomorrow

 
Umm, I think....