SAYINGS
“Mommy top (stop) it, top it!”
[as I washed my sons private area during bath time]
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“Kahthee sai’ (said), no, no, no, no!”
[Beeka looking in window at daycare during drop off – referring to his teacher, Kathy]
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“Get down Rayne, Get down Rian!”
[conversations with cousins that are NOT present based on a situation that occurred last weekend]
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“Mommy, Elmo not nice.”
[random conversation while driving home from daycare]
---“It’s rainin’ mommy”
[while taking an evening walk -75 degrees and the suns setting]
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Eat mommy, sit down now, eat!
[clueless, I guess the boy wanted some company]
SITUATIONS
Beeka: Wan (want) watch Elmo mommy!
Me: no, not tonight Beeka, its sleepy time
Beeka: Noooooooooo, mommy not nice…u not nice [as he runs off down the hall with his plush Elmo]
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Preface: I’m in the kitchen doing who knows what and I hear some babble and yelling coming from the living room. I then proceed towards the living room only to find Beeka (my son) slouching down with his index finger pointed towards Elmo and he's yelling:
"Didn't I tell you no, Elmo, no...you don't do that...you kno better!"
I just looked and said, "Hey there...so you definitely learned a lot over Shelly's house yesterday, wow!"
[I then proceeded back into the kitchen to make a special phone call to Shelly - Shelly...well, she's my cousin]
AN INCIDENT
“Lego Storm”
I am sitting on the couch, minding my business and eating a bowl of soup because I’ve caught kiddie cooties.
Suddenly, a storm of toys come flying pass the side of my head, ear, neck, or whatever! I hear a giggle!
I think to myself, should I even wonder what the heck is going on, do I look back or duck?
Crap, too late!
I just got popped upside the head, not once but twice with a Lego piece.
